Think you know horror? Think again!
Yes, I know. You’ve heard that line a hundred times. Blair Witch said it would scare your pants off…I’ve seen scarier episodes of Scooby Doo.
Take the love sick puppy Dracula, and Frankenstein’s monster. Add a lycanthrope terrorising a village in the Bavarian Forest. Top it off with a horde of zombies chasing you down to eat the flesh from your bones. Multiply that by a hundred, no, a thousand, and it still won’t come close to the beast that frightens you the most.
This show gives you that beast…YOU! The Real YOU. The one you hide from society, the one you deny exists. The you that wouldn’t think twice about ripping out the throat of that asshole that just cut you up on your commute home.
Can you face the mirror and take a good look at yourself?
I didn’t think so.
If you think you have the stones, then go and check out the diary entries at your usual place of worship, or you can go the church of crazy direct.
I’m not sure how true it is, but I hear the whispers say that for a top level of patronage you can have one of your enemies “offed”.
Once you’ve been creeped out by the Madman, why not check out these other great shows for the season of scare!